The President’s Preferred Painkiller

The President’s Preferred Painkiller

In a perfect illustration of this administration’s dedication to substituting scientific consensus with presidential gut instinct, President Trump recently used the White House as a platform to declare a non-existent link between the common painkiller Tylenol (acetaminophen/paracetamol) and autism. This fear-mongering, made without citing a single piece of new evidence, was immediately and thoroughly debunked by actual scientists. A major new umbrella review from the University of Liverpool—the highest form of evidence synthesis—has just confirmed what we already knew: the claims are baseless, the previous research was critically flawed, and the only demonstrable danger is a president who trades facts for vibes and puts public health at risk for political posturing.

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The Fiscal Follies of a Second Term: Trump’s Debt Bomb, Courtesy of the CBO

The Fiscal Follies of a Second Term: Trump’s Debt Bomb, Courtesy of the CBO

In a move as predictable as it is disastrous, the Congressional Budget Office has dropped a bombshell report confirming that Donald Trump’s latest proposed tax cuts will add a mind-boggling $2.4 trillion to the national debt over the next decade. Prepare for a fiscal catastrophe, meticulously crafted by the very party that claims to champion fiscal responsibility, all while they prepare to blame everyone else when the house of cards inevitably tumbles.

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“The Rock" Solidifies Its Place in Trump's America: A Symbol of... Something Sinister?

“The Rock" Solidifies Its Place in Trump's America: A Symbol of... Something Sinister?

President Trump announces plans to reopen and expand Alcatraz, the infamous island prison, raising serious questions about due process, practicality, and the symbolic message it sends about justice in America. As the administration clashes with courts over prisoner transfers and enacts sweeping policy changes, this spectacle of "law and order" risks distracting from the erosion of constitutional norms and potentially damaging economic decisions.

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Trump's Penguin Tax: Because Apparently, Everything is Negotiable (Even Reality)

Trump's Penguin Tax: Because Apparently, Everything is Negotiable (Even Reality)

In a move that defies logic and borders on the surreal, the Trump administration has reportedly implemented a new tariff on goods and services linked to Antarctic wildlife conservation, leading many to dub it the "penguin tax." This latest policy raises serious questions about the administration's grasp on reality and the impact of such arbitrary decisions on American consumers and international relations.

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Obama Breaks Silence: "Trump's Second Term, An Unimaginable Descent into Chaos"

Obama Breaks Silence: "Trump's Second Term, An Unimaginable Descent into Chaos"

Former President Barack Obama has broken his silence on Donald Trump's second term, describing it as an "unimaginable descent into chaos." His words, while perhaps overdue, serve as a stark reminder of the erosion of our institutions and the normalization of absurdity in our political discourse.

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