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4 dispatches.
Apparently what America truly needs is a substantially enlarged Alcatraz, decreed via Truth Social after what was surely an inspiring viewing of 'The Rock.' A classic Trumpian move: conjure a spectacle, stoke the fear, and hope nobody notices the due process quietly evaporating.
Trump treated the global economy like a claw machine — jiggling the controls and hoping something valuable drops out. Spoiler: it mostly just shakes everything precariously, while someone close to the decision-making quietly buys low and sells high.
Rising gas prices weren't enough — now Trump's trade war is reportedly delaying the Nintendo Switch 2. Because nothing says 'greatest economy in history' like rationing your video game consoles until 2026.
Fresh off a golf outing, Trump has reportedly decided penguins are the key to... something. The 'penguin tax' is performative grievance dressed as policy — and, surprise, you're the one who pays for it.
