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4 dispatches.
Rising gas prices weren't enough — now Trump's trade war is reportedly delaying the Nintendo Switch 2. Because nothing says 'greatest economy in history' like rationing your video game consoles until 2026.
Obama, that paragon of measured restraint, finally weighed in on the daily circus — 'deeply concerned,' and reminding us that 'the most important office in this democracy is the citizen.' For the rest of us, the concern has just been called Tuesday.
Twelve trans athletes in all of college sports, and the full weight of the federal government gets aimed at them. That's not problem-solving — it's punching down, dressed up as policy, from a man who thinks we're 'wasting money making mice transgender.'
Buckle up, buttercup — we've officially entered the 'hold my beer' phase of American democracy. A convicted, twice-impeached, fraud-liable felon is back in the Oval Office, and the next four years promise a masterclass in chaos.
